Showing posts with label full time jobs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label full time jobs. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Full time employees compared with Prisoners

Got in interesting email from a friend, email where a full time employee life is compared to the lisr os a person in prison. At the end conclusion is made that life in prison is better that the life af a full time employee. So enjoye the comparison and yeah no need to go to the prison just work from home and enjoy the life.

Prisoners' v/s Employees...!!!!! ...

  • IN PRISON you spend the majority of your time in an 8'X10' cell . AT WORK you spend most of your time in a 6'X8' cubicle ..
  • IN PRISON you get three meals a day (free). AT WORK you only get a break for one meal and probably have to pay for it yourself .
  • IN PRISON you get time off for good behavior. AT WORK you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.
  • IN PRISON a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you .. AT WORK you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself .
  • IN PRISON you can watch TV and play games. AT WORK you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
  • IN PRISON they allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK you can not even speak to your family and friends.
  • IN PRISON all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all. AT WORK You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

Friday, June 11, 2010

Full Time Jobs Song by Employee for appraisals

Below is a remixed song from the super hit hindi movie, released last year titled 3 idiots. In the song a employee in full time jobs is asking for the appraisals, leaves etc..

Here is the song:

Saari umar hum office mein mar mitte, Ek pal to ab hume jeene do, jeene do
Saari umar hum office mein mar mitte, Ek pal to ab hume jeene do, jeene do
Naa na na na.. Nana naa na na na.. Naa na na na.. Nana nan na na nanaa..
Give me some flight, Give me some train, Give me another chance
I wanna go home once again
Kandhon ko laptop Ke bojh ne jhukaya
Client se jhoot bolna tho khud Manager ne sikhaya
9 / 10 rating laaoge to chhuti, varna kismat futi
Kaam kar kar key board pe pada Ungaliyon pe chhaala
Is Kaam ne to sala poora.. Poora bheja paka daala
Career to gaya , GF bhi gayi,
promotion to door ,appraisal bhi nahi ,
Ek pal to ab hume jeene do, jeene do
Ek pal to ab hume jeene do, jeene do oooooooooooooo..
Naa na na na.. Nana naa na na na.. Naa na na na.. Nana nan na na nanaa..
Saari umar hum office mein mar mitte, Ek pal to ab hume jeene do, jeene do
Naa na na na.. Nana naa na na na.. Naa na na na.. Nana nan na na nanaa..
Give me some flight, Give me some train, Give me another chance
I wanna go home once again.

Thats one more reason you should start working from home.

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Full time Job Search – How to find the job quickly and easily

Full time Job Search – How to find the job quickly and easily

Job search is always a very crucial part in the career of anyone. Reason for job search may be different for different people. A recent college or engineering graduate may be doing job search for giving his career the right break through. An experienced person or person who is already working somewhere might be looking for a job change so a to get the growth or exposure he might not be getting in his current job position. Sometime reason for full time jobs search may be bitter like someone got fired like as it happened with one of my friends working in an IT company due to recession price cuts in his company.

Reasons may be several here are some tips that can help you to overcome job hunt pressure and search jobs online easily. Here I mentioned online because today almost all major companies hire people by searching there resume from online job portals. But this doesn’t means you have to upload your resume to hundreds of job portals available online. Below are some things you must consider while registering with a job site:

Free registration: Your basic account should be free, which mean by creating a free account you must be able to upload your resume, search jobs, apply for jobs and of course recruiters must be able to contact you. You may pay for additional services like resume writing help, career guidance etc.

Job in your area: Job portal must have your area (city, state, country) listed for job vacancies.
Job search options – Website must be user friendly and you can search jobs easily by various parameters like jobs by category, jobs by distance, job by company etc
Email alerts – You must have the option to receive job related to your preference in your email.
For more on full time jobs in US visit http://www.fulltimejobs.com

Tuesday, March 09, 2010

Full time and part time jobs in USA, UK, India, China, Japan etc..

This post is not specific for work from jobs but a general post related to full time and part time jobs in US and other major countries inthe world. I just came though a website call Fulltimejobs.com. This website not only help users searching for full time jobs in US but users may also search for part time jobs.

Aprt from this website provides job list in other countires also. All you need to do is select your country and search for the job that is right for you. website provides the facility of searching job by location, category and by distance also. Thus you can provide the distance in kilometers and you will be provided with details in that area only.

Find out more about full time jobs at http://us.fulltimejobs.com