Full time employees compared with Prisoners

Got in interesting email from a friend, email where a full time employee life is compared to the lisr os a person in prison. At the end conclusion is made that life in prison is better that the life af a full time employee. So enjoye the comparison and yeah no need to go to the prison just work from home and enjoy the life.

Prisoners' v/s Employees...!!!!! ...

• IN PRISON you spend the majority of your time in an 8'X10' cell . AT WORK you spend most of your time in a 6'X8' cubicle ..
• IN PRISON you get three meals a day (free). AT WORK you only get a break for one meal and probably have to pay for it yourself .
• IN PRISON you get time off for good behavior. AT WORK you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.
• IN PRISON a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you .. AT WORK you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself .
• IN PRISON you can watch TV and play games. AT WORK you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
• IN PRISON they allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK you can not even speak to your family and friends.
• IN PRISON all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all. AT WORK You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

Full Time Jobs Song by Employee for appraisals

Below is a remixed song from the super hit hindi movie, released last year titled 3 idiots. In the song a employee in full time jobs is asking for the appraisals, leaves etc..

Here is the song:

Saari umar hum office mein mar mitte, Ek pal to ab hume jeene do, jeene do
Saari umar hum office mein mar mitte, Ek pal to ab hume jeene do, jeene do
Naa na na na.. Nana naa na na na.. Naa na na na.. Nana nan na na nanaa..
Give me some flight, Give me some train, Give me another chance
I wanna go home once again
Kandhon ko laptop Ke bojh ne jhukaya
Client se jhoot bolna tho khud Manager ne sikhaya
9 / 10 rating laaoge to chhuti, varna kismat futi
Kaam kar kar key board pe pada Ungaliyon pe chhaala
Is Kaam ne to sala poora.. Poora bheja paka daala
Career to gaya , GF bhi gayi,
promotion to door ,appraisal bhi nahi ,
Ek pal to ab hume jeene do, jeene do
Ek pal to ab hume jeene do, jeene do oooooooooooooo..
Naa na na na.. Nana naa na na na.. Naa na na na.. Nana nan na na nanaa..
Saari umar hum office mein mar mitte, Ek pal to ab hume jeene do, jeene do
Naa na na na.. Nana naa na na na.. Naa na na na.. Nana nan na na nanaa..
Give me some flight, Give me some train, Give me another chance
I wanna go home once again.

Thats one more reason you should start working from home.