Full time employees compared with Prisoners

Got in interesting email from a friend, email where a full time employee life is compared to the lisr os a person in prison. At the end conclusion is made that life in prison is better that the life af a full time employee. So enjoye the comparison and yeah no need to go to the prison just work from home and enjoy the life.

Prisoners' v/s Employees...!!!!! ...

• IN PRISON you spend the majority of your time in an 8'X10' cell . AT WORK you spend most of your time in a 6'X8' cubicle ..
• IN PRISON you get three meals a day (free). AT WORK you only get a break for one meal and probably have to pay for it yourself .
• IN PRISON you get time off for good behavior. AT WORK you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.
• IN PRISON a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you .. AT WORK you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself .
• IN PRISON you can watch TV and play games. AT WORK you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
• IN PRISON they allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK you can not even speak to your family and friends.
• IN PRISON all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all. AT WORK You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

Salary Theorems - High and low salary calculations

No this post is to clarify why some jobs are high paying whereas some jobs pay very less.
Why engineers, scientists, doctors earn less as compared to business men, actors and politicians
Its a simple mathematical equation

All is the game of power, money, knowledge and time

Work from home jobs online fun No designations

Now got this funny email and I am thankful that I am not workin full time and I dont have to go through or follow the hirerachy in the corporate.

Definitions of Designations

• Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a babyin one month.
• Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
• Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
• Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
• Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
• Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.
• Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
• Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.
• Tester is a person who always tells that this is not the right baby.
• HR Manager is a person who thinks that...a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months !!!